disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

I get this issue alot at work when My mangier yells “Oh my god!” or “Are you serious!” because they dont mark the sandwich right. But I cant go off and tell them I have anxiety issues! I would be without a JOB! 

Can you make something good again please.
Anonymous

alicexz:

Aw anon! I didn’t mean to be such a disappointment of an artist to you. Here you go

221: Tan-lines

beautifulfic:

Snowbouquet prompted me with tan-lines  :)

My AO3

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John’s years were measured in the changing colour of his skin. The rose-faced innocence of youth gave way to a mellow tan: skin put on display for those who cared to look. Plenty did as he struggled into the first bloom of adulthood, growing strong beneath their infatuated gaze.

Hours of study, trapped inside, bleached the flesh as it brightened the mind, but it was Afghanistan that left the boldest marks – manacles of brown as the memory of the war held him captive. They dragged him down, invisible iron that dogged him through London’s chill: a bitter reminder of all he had been.

Long sleeves and high collars charted their frontiers. Under fabric, he remained touched with honey, while time – one brief year at Sherlock’s side, three of absence, a wedding, a return and a divorce – wrote its tale on hands and face alike: weathered skin telling its own story.

Now, full lips traced along his collarbones, whispering adorations where tan bled away to a golden glow. A hot tongue lapped the sweetness from his skin, and a deep voice catalogued every tint. Sherlock narrated the stories left behind, and his swollen heart thrummed with joy.

Once, in the distant past, a lover had said his body was a masterpiece. Now, decades later and beneath Sherlock’s abundant praise, he believed it.

hellabrave:

John is most certainly in danger

hellabrave:

John is most certainly in danger

allyoursherlock:

Funny doesn’t suit you

cottontaildean:

This is a much needed network tbhIf you are a T&S survivor and you need a supportgroup to talk about your heart shattering experiencewhile reading this fic, this is the network for you! Props to Hailey for the amazing edit
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cottontaildean:

This is a much needed network tbh

If you are a T&S survivor and you need a support
group to talk about your heart shattering experience
while reading this fic, this is the network for you!
Props to Hailey for the amazing edit


.¸¸.•´¯`♥ rules for entering♥´¯`•.¸¸.
  • must be following dean and cas
  • reblog to enter please! it’s cool to like it for a bookmark but it won’t count
  • fill out this quick survey!
  • must have read twist and shout obvs
.¸¸.•´¯`♥ what we're looking for♥´¯`•.¸¸.
  • friendly, hate free, cool blogger
  • hella rad url
  • pretty, clean, navigable themes
  • tagging systems are always a plus!


  • a mainly supernatural blog - you can post other fandoms, but the previously mentioned tagging system would be nice so others can blacklist what they don’t like ♥
  • if you can write or make edits etc, brownie points for you but it’s not required!
.¸¸.•´¯`♥ once you're accepted♥´¯`•.¸¸.
  • +follows from both of us (if not already)
  • +follows from other rad people in the network
  • help with anything you need, a place to cry about everything t&s and frienship for life
  • a place on the network page
  • add the link to the network page on your blog
  • track the tag: icandigelvisnet
  • follow all of the members; you don’t have to but hey it’s the nice thing to and yay friendship!
.¸¸.•´¯`♥ extra info ♥´¯`•.¸¸.
  • We will be picking the first 5-10 members once this gets a good amount of notes
  • Every week or two weeks we will be adding  two new people at the least
  • so basically, that’s it- good luck and reblog away!

sherlock-addict:

drgrlfriend:

notmydate:

In which John surprises Sherlock with his badassery.

I love that all through the car ride, through St. Bart’s, a taxi ride home, the interaction with Anderson and Mycroft and Jeanine, John had a ten-inch tyre lever down his pants and no one, not even Sherlock, noticed the difference.

Hmmmmmm. “He’s always walked like that.” Indeed. ;-)

A bit chafed.

"I thought I’d lost you again."

watsonporn:

fuckoff-imacting:

watsonporn:

fuckoff-imacting:

fuckoff-imacting:

cumbersbumberswumberbatch:

watsonporn:

just one last time and i’ll stop

Martin looks like he’s being interviewed by the camera man at the intro of a porno, that is literally all I can think right now

And there’s a fire station next to him 'cause we can hear the alarm in the real video so he’s about to get fucked hard in an orgy full of firemen. I’d pay alot to see that movie, fuck yes.

Cameraman: Have vou been in orgies before?

Cameraman: What are you looking forward the most for today?

Cameraman: Do you love firemen?

aah..god whew that’s hnnng bless you for making these

we should seriously start a new thing: #pornstar!Martin

thanks ascandalinjohnspants for the idea ;)

we should totally make pornstar!Martin AU a thing!! I’M ON IT

letsdrawcats:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

fffinnagain:

anigrrrl2:

decadentwallpaper:

vaginal-diabetus:

silent-micka:

John and Sherlock    22/?

kkiiiilllll meeeeee

Holy CRAP.

I’m actually incapable of looking away from this. 

Pants melting…
We need a name for this.
Spectaclesbatch? Glasseslock?

fffinnagain:

anigrrrl2:

decadentwallpaper:

vaginal-diabetus:

silent-micka:

John and Sherlock    22/?

kkiiiilllll meeeeee

Holy CRAP.

I’m actually incapable of looking away from this. 

Pants melting…

We need a name for this.

Spectaclesbatch? Glasseslock?